Do You Hookah?

When my brother in law visited for the holidays, we went to the local hookah den. After beers, kibbe and hummus were served, we passed around the apricot-flavored hookah. Not that any of us actually smoke in real life, what with all 3 of us in health care, we ought to know the dangers, right? But it's ok to indulge every once in a while. Remember, when the life insurance salesman asks you if you smoke, there's only 2 answers to that question. You don't want to get lumped in there with those 4-pack a day folks, so just say no! Hookahs don't count!